Funny Embroidery Wall Art – “More Freddie Less Retrograde” and “Coffee, Crafts & True Crime” Handmade Decor
$30.00
For the emotionally chaotic and cosmically caffeinated, these stitched wall pieces are a vibe. Whether you're escaping Mercury retrograde or just sipping coffee with a true crime podcast, these hand-embroidered designs are here to decorate your chaos.
🪩 Choose your design (sold separately):
– “May Your Mercury Be More Freddie and Less Retrograde” (5" hoop; on pastel watercolor fabric)
– “Coffee, Crafts & True Crime Podcasts” (black & pink on star-studded fabric, pink arch frame)
🎨 machine-stitched
đź”® Perfect for witches, makers, and murderinos
đź“Ź Ready to hang or shelf display
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